Funny Quotes About Sex - Page 13

Personally I know nothing about sex because I have always been married.
        — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
        — Michael Sinz

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
        — Woody Allen

Science is a lot like sex. Sometimes something useful comes of it, but that's not the reason we're doing it.
        — Richard Feynman

Sex always has consequences. When Hitler's mother spread her legs that night, she effectively canceled out the spreading of fifteen to twenty million other pairs of legs.
        — George Carlin

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
        — Kevin Costner, Tin Cup

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
        — Sophia Loren

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
        — George Burns

Sex at the age of eighty-four is a wonderful experience. Especially the one in the winter.
        — Milton Berle