Funny Quotes About Sex - Page 14

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful-provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
        — Woody Allen

Sex drive-a physical craving that begins in adolescence and ends at marriage.
        — Robert Byrne

Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
        — Jackie Onassis

Sex is an emotion in motion.
        — Mae West

Sex is God's joke on human beings.
        — Bette Davis

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.
        — Garrison Keillor

Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.
        — Phyllis Diller

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation-the other eight are unimportant.
        — Henry Miller

Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
        — M.C. Reed