Funny Quotes About Sex - Page 15

Sex is the poor man's polo.
        — Clifford Odets

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good.
        — Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.
        — Woody Allen

Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing.
        — Charles Bukowski

Sexuality is the lyricism of the masses.
        — Charles Baudelaire

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
        — W.C. Fields

The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from the beasts.
        — Heywood Broun

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
        — Lynn Lavner

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.
        — Brendan Francis