Funny Quotes About Sex - Page 16
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
— Gloria Leonard
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
— Woody Allen
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
— Helen Rowland
The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life.
— Glenda Jackson
The kiss is a wordless articulation of desire whose object lies in the future, and somewhat to the south.
— Lance Morrow
The nice thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it.
— Truman Capote
The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes.
— Scott Roeben
The only reason that I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
— Erma Bombeck
The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.
— Dr. Alfred Kinsey