Funny Quotes About Sex - Page 18

There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed.
        — George Burns

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
        — Denis Leary

There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
        — Lewis Grizzard

Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
        — William Blake

To err is human, but it feels divine.
        — Mae West

To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.
        — Don Schrader

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
        — Cary Grant

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
        — Mae West

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
        — Lilly Tomlin