Funny Quotes About Sex - Page 2

As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women and clergymen.
        — Rev. Sydney Smith

Bigamy? It's having one wife too much. Monogamy? It's the same.
        — Oscar Wilde

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
        — Dorothy Parker

Chastity is curable, if detected early.
        — Anonymous

Chastity-the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions.
        — Aldous Huxley

Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?
        — Jules Feiffer

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
        — Bob Rubin

Despite a lifetime of service to the cause of sexual liberation, I have never caught venereal disease, which makes me feel rather like an Arctic explorer who has never had frostbite.
        — Germaine Greer

Did you ever notice the people who are most adamantly against abortions are people so ugly you wouldn't want to touch them in the first place?
        — George Carlin