Funny Quotes About Sex - Page 20

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
        — Billy Crystal

Writing is like making love. Don't worry about the orgasm, just concentrate on the process.
        — Isabel Allende

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things, like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman-stuff you pay good money for in later life.
        — Emo Philips

You know of course that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
        — Somerset Maugham

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me, neither.
        — Drew Carey

You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.
        — Maureen Lipman

You sleep with a guy once and before you know it he wants to take you to dinner.
        — Myers Yori