Funny Quotes About Sex - Page 3

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
        — Fran Lebowitz

Don't knock masturbation-it's sex with someone I love.
        — Woody Allen

During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.
        — Richard Lewis

Every animal is sad after coitus except the human female and the rooster.
        — Claudius Galen

Fifty percent of the women in this country are not having orgasms. If that were true of the male population, it would be declared a national emergency.
        — Margo St. James

Flirting is the act of making a man feel pleased with himself.
        — Helen Rowland

For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
        — Quentin Crisp

For me, love is very deep, but sex only has to go a few inches.
        — Stacy Nelkin

Forget school kids--why don't they bus horny women?
        — George Carlin