Funny Quotes About Sex - Page 4

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.
        — Bette Davis

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.
        — Jeff Foxworthy

Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.
        — Andy Gibb

Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them.
        — Mae West

Give me chastity and continence-but not yet.
        — Saint Augustine

Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
        — Shakespeare

Great food is like great sex-the more you have the more you want.
        — Gael Greene

Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.
        — Bob Hope

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
        — Anonymous