Funny Quotes About Sex - Page 6

I don't like sex on television. I keep falling off.
        — Saul Feldman

I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.
        — Scott Roeben

I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?
        — Hugh Grant

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
        — Arturo Toscanini

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
        — Oscar Wilde

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.
        — Leslie Nielsen

I love sex. It's free and doesn't require special shoes.
        — Anonymous

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
        — Gore Vidal

I read so many bad things about sex that I had to give up reading.
        — Anonymous