Funny Quotes About Sex - Page 7

I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
        — J. Edgar Hoover

I rely on my personality for birth control.
        — Liz Winston

I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
        — Anonymous

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
        — Mae West

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'no.'
        — Woody Allen

I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
        — Anonymous

If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter.
        — George Carlin

If God had meant us to have group sex, he'd have given us more organs.
        — Malcolm Bradbury

If it is not erotic, it is not interesting.
        — Fernando Arrabal