Funny Quotes About Sex - Page 8

If it wasn't for pickpockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all.
        — Rodney Dangerfield

If sex doesn't scare the cat, you're not doing it right.
        — Anonymous

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
        — Bette Midler

If sex isn't a joke, what is?
        — Nella Larsen

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
        — Rita Mae Brown

If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.
        — Woody Allen

I'm a committed bachelor. One of my favorite oxymorons is engagement party.
        — Scott Roeben

I'm a great lover, I'll bet.
        — Emo Philips

I'm a practicing heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
        — Woody Allen