Funny Quotes about Smoking - Page 2

I promised myself that if ever I had some money that I would savor a cigar each day after lunch and dinner. This is the only resolution of my youth that I have kept, and the only realized ambition which has not brought disillusion.
        —Somerset Maugham

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
        —Mark Twain

I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be.
        —Richard Carleton

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.
        —Mark Twain

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."
        —Dave Barry

But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.
        —Russell Hoban

After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.
        —Brad Shaw

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
        —Bulwer-Lytton, E. G.

A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."
        —Horace Greely

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