Funny Sports Quotes - Page 2
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
—Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
—Rodney Dangerfield.
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Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse.
—Richard Sasuly.
"We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play."
—Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager in 1992, on his team's 7-27 record.
"We can't win at home. We can't win on the road.. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play."
—Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager in 1992, on his team's 7-27 record.
Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris.
—Oscar Wilde
"We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity."
—Mike Newlin, Houston Rocket guard in 1976, after a game his team lost to the New York Nets.
"I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time."
—Mike McCormack , coach of the hapless Baltimore Colts in 1981 after the team's co-captain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis.
"To win, I'd run over Joe's mom too."
—Matt Millen of the Raiders' reply, after hearing Joe Jacoby of the 'Skins say "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl."
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
—Mario Andretti.
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