Funny Sports Quotes - Page 4
[O. J. has] an uncanny instinct for sensing when to make the move, when to make the cut. He can kill you with a headfake, he can kill you with the swiftness of his legs and the ability to be in a direction at any single second. He also kills you with his variation of speed... (on some of the ways O. J. Simpson can kill)
—Howard Cosell
Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentleman's game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts.
—Henry Blaha
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
My boy, get in there and play like you did in the last game. I've got five dollars bet on the other team. (Horse Feathers)
—Groucho Marx
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
—George Rogers, New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season.
"I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.' "
—Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president in 1991, on a former player.
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
—Frank Gifford
Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!
—Frank Carson.
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
—Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann in 1996.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
—Erma Bombeck
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