Funny Sports Quotes - Page 5
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill.
—Erma Bombeck
"I'm fairly confident that if I died tomorrow, Don would find a way to preserve me until the season was over and he had time for a nice funeral."
—Dorothy Shula in 1981, on the career dedication of her husband, the Miami Dolphins' coach.
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Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
—Don Schula.
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
—Don Schula
And the line up for the final of the Women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
—David Coleman
And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.
—David Coleman
He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before in 62.
—David Coleman
That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record.
—David Coleman
The Republic-of-China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time.
—David Coleman
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