Funny Sports Quotes - Page 6
We estimate, and this isn't an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.
—David Coleman
"One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?"
—Darrell Royal, Texas football coach in 1966, asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning.
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"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven't been through in school."
—Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman because of academic requirements.
"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
—Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player in 1982, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.
I don't create controversies. They're there long before I open my mouth. I just bring them to your attention.
—Charles Barkley
We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
—Charles Barkley
"Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye."
—Bum Phillips, Oiler coach, when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips.
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."
—Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King.
The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle.
—Bob Varsha
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