Funny Sports Quotes - Page 7
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.
—Bill Shankly.
The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.
—Bill Shankly
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Sure, there have been deaths and injuries in boxing, but none of them serious.
—Alan Winter.
"It's basically the same, just darker."
—Alan Kulwicki, stock car racer in 1991, on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons.
"You mean in the state?"
—Abe Lemons, University of Texas basketball coach in 1976, when asked if he felt his team should be ranked in the Top Twenty this season.
"They pay me to practice. Sundays I play for free."
—1976 Greg Buttle, New York Jet linebacker, explaining his contractual obligations.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
— Yogi Berra
"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
— Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver in 1991, on his coach, John Jenkins.
The sun doesn't shine on the same dog's butt every day but we sure didn't expect a total eclipse.
— Steve Sloan
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