Funny Sports Quotes - Page 8
The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.
— Spider Lockhart
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
— Source Unknown
Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.
— Shug Jordan
I'd run over my mother to win the Super Bowl.
— Russ Grimm
If hockey fights were fake, you would see me in more of them.
— Rod Gilbert
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
— Pat Williams
On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
— Lou Holtz
They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother.
— Lou Holtz
I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.
— Duffy Daugherty
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