Funny Quotes about Stupidity - Page 2

There is more to be said for stupidity than people imagine. Personally I have a great admiration for stupidity. It is a sort of fellow-feeling, I suppose.
        —Oscar Wilde

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
        —Frank Zappa

There are more fools in the world than there are people.
        —Heinrich Heine

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
        —Bertrand Russell

The stupider the peasant, the better the horse understands him.
        —Anton Pavlovich Chekhov

The only thing that ever consoles man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them.
        —Oscar Wilde

The dumbest people I know are those who know it all.
        —Malcolm Forbes

The Cardinal is at his wit's end -- it is true that he had not far to go.
        —Lord Byron

The British are apt to make merits of their stupidities, and to represent their various incapacities as points of good breeding.
        —George Bernard Shaw