Funny Success Quotes - Page 2
The Lord gave us two ends -- one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.
—Ann Landers
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.
—Joe Girard
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
The closer one gets to the top, the more one finds there is no "top."
—Nancy Barcus
Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
—Don Marquis
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
—William Feather
Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest.
—Goldstein S. Truism
Success is the one unpardonable sin against one's fellows.
—Ambrose Bierce
Success is the next best thing to happiness, and if you can't be happy as a success, it's very unlikely that you would find a deeper, truer happiness in failure.
—Michael Korda
Success is the child of audacity.
—Benjamin Disraeli
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
—Earl Wilson
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