Funny Success Quotes - Page 3
Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.
—T. S. Eliot
Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.
—Al Bernstein
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
Success is like Halley's comet, you know. Every now and then it just comes around.
—Ross Perot
Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station.
—Fred Allen
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
—George S. Patton
Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
—Winston Churchill
Success is dependent upon the glands -- sweat glands.
—Zig Ziglar
Success has always been a great liar.
—Friedrich Nietzsche
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