Funny Success Quotes - Page 4
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
—Fran Lebowitz
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
—Joseph Heller
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
—Lily Tomlin
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
—Mae West
Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it.
—Elbert Hubbard
Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.
—Don Marquis
My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.
—Paul Getty
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
—Jim Backus
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