Funny Success Quotes - Page 7
For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of a Macaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros.
—Ethel Barrymore
Everybody loves success, but they hate successful people.
—John McEnroe
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful.
—Benjamin Disraeli
Even on the most exalted throne in the world we are only sitting on our own bottom.
—Michel Eyquem De Montaigne
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
—Woody Allen
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
—Erma Bombeck
Do not be in a hurry to succeed. What would you have to live for afterwards? Better make the horizon your goal; it will always be ahead of you.
—William M. Thackeray
Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.
—Harold Coffin
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
—Maryon Pearson
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