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Time is a great healer, but a poor beautician.
        — Lucille S. Harper

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go.
        — Austin Dobson

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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
        — Robert Orben

Time and tide wait for no man. A pompous and self-satisfied proverb, and was true for a billion years; but in our day of electric wires and water-ballast we turn it around: Man waits not for time nor tide.
        — Mark Twain

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
        — Robert Frost

This is the time I like best... after ya get your parents to sleep!
        — Dennis the Menace

There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over.
        — Jack Bergman

There is more to life than increasing its speed.
        — Mahatma Gandhi

There is a time for work and a time for love. That leaves no other time.
        — Coco Chanel

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
        — Bertrand Russell

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