Funny Quotes about Time - Page 3
The only way of catching a train I have ever discovered is to miss the train before.
— G.K. Chesterton
The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in.
— Lord Chesterfield
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
So little time and so little to do.
— Oscar Levant
People who cannot find time for recreation are obliged sooner or later to find time for illness.
— John Wanamaker
No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early.
— Groucho Marx
Naps are a way of traveling painlessly through time into the future.
— Carlyle
Modern man thinks he loses something - time - when he does not do things quickly. Yet he does not know what to do with the time he gains -- except kill it.
— Erich Fromm
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
— Sam Levenson
I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.
— H.G. Wells
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
— WC Fields
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