Funny Quotes about Truth - Page 2
There is an element of truth in every idea that lasts long enough to be called corny.
—Irving Berlin
The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
—Mal Pancoast
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The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
—Niels Bohr
The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie -- deliberate, contrived, and dishonest -- but the myth -- persistent, persuasive, and unrealistic.
—John F. Kennedy
Tell all the Truth but tell it slant.
—Emily Dickinson
Say not, ''I have found the truth,'' but rather, ''I have found a truth.
—Kahlil Gibran
Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.
—Oliver Wendell Holmes
Of course, it is the same old story. Truth usually is the same old story.
—Margaret Thatcher
No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
—Mark Twain
Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
—Stanislaw J. Lec
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