Funny Quotes about Truth - Page 3
Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit.
—Edward R. Murrow
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened.
—Winston Churchill
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Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them, and enter the next world as paupers. I have saved up enough to make an astonishment there.
—Mark Twain
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth.
—Ludwig Borne
It takes two to speak truth -- one to speak, and another to hear.
—Henry David Thoreau
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
—H. L. Mencken
It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.
—Thomas Jefferson
It is always good policy to tell the truth unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.
—Jerome K. Jerome
It is a puzzling thing. The truth knocks on the door and you say, go away, I'm looking for the truth. and so it goes away. Puzzling.
—Robert M. Pirsig
In this world truth can wait; she is used to it.
—Douglas William Jerrold
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