Funny Quotes about Truth - Page 4
If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup.
—Turkish Proverb
If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.
—Will Rogers
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
—Albert Einstein
If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.
—Billy Wilder
If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.
—Oscar Wilde
If I had my hand full of truth, I would take good care how I opened it.
—Bernard Le Bovier Fontenelle
I will tell you the truth as soon as I figure it out.
—Wayne Birmingham
I never know how much of what I say is true.
—Bette Middler
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
—Hunter S. Thompson
How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?
—Sherlock Holmes
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