Funny Quotes about Weddings - Page 2
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
—unknown
If you do kiss a politician, remember this: You are not only kissing him, you are kissing every butt that he has kissed in the last eight years.
—Jay Leno
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
It does not matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you do not do it in the street and frighten the horses.
—Mrs. Patrick Campbell
It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced.
—Anonymous
Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.
—Mirabeau
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.
—Dorothy Parker
Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end.
—Anonymous
Marriage is a fine institution--but I'm not ready for an institution.
—Mae West
My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.
—Carrie Fisher
Never go to bed mad--stay up and fight.
—Phyllis Diller
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
—Unknown
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Roumania.
—Dorothy Parker
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