Funny Quotes About Wisdom - Page 2

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
        — Benjamin Disraeli

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.
        — Proverb

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
        — Jimi Hendrix

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
        — W.C. Fields

I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
        — G. K. Chesterton

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
        — Steve Martin

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.
        — Zenna Schaffer

Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.
        — Albert Einstein

Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one.
        — Mark Twain

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.
        — Winston Churchill

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
        — Bill Cosby

A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
        — Unknown

Words of Wisdom:

• Nothing emboldens the sinner as much forgiveness.
• A man and a woman are so far the same thing that hardly means the amount of distinctions and subtle arguments which society thrives on this argument.
• Every word spoken or written language is dead.
• All human beings are made from good and evil.
• There are many wondrous things, but nothing like the man. Has resources for everything but death has not been able to avoid.
• Any individual existence is determined by many influences of the human environment.
• Request against the vice is the virtue of not giving.
• Man is a social being whose intelligence required to excite the sound of the hive.
• The words are carried by the wind.
• The sovereigns guests eyes full of fate.
• Know that infinitely surpasses man to man.
• Man is naturally credulous, incredulous, timid, fearless.
• People who have little to do are usually very talkative the more one thinks and acts, least talked about.
• We care more to talk about that as we speak.
• The man is the supreme being for man.
• Traces of man over man are eternal and no destination has been crossed with impunity with ours.
• How nice thing is how it is really a man!
• God created man as a social animal, with the slope and under the necessity of living beings with their own kind, and has provided it with language, to be the great instrument and common tie of society.
• Man remains the biggest computer.
• I've always thought that only a human being can save another human being.
• If men do not see the ridiculous side, is that we have not looked good.
• We talked little, except when the vanity makes us speak.
• It's easier to say things that make them, unless it is stuttering.