Witty Quotes - Page 2

And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
        —Grandma Moses

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes!
        —Frieda Norris

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
        —Shakespeare

Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.
        —Anonymous

Confidence in nonsense is a requirement for the creative process.
        —Anonymous

Democracy is the worst system devised by with of man, except for all the others.
        —Winston Churchill

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
        —Will Durant

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
        —Will Rogers

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
        —Bob Wells

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
        —Mark Twain