Witty Quotes - Page 5

It's not that I'm so smart , it's just that I stay with problems longer.
        —Albert Einstein

Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now. Don't wait for something outside of yourself to make you happy in the future. Think how really precious is the time you have to spend, whether it's at work or with your family. Every minute should be enjoyed and savored.
        —Earl Nightingale

Love is like a mousetrap; you go in when you wish, but you don't come out when you like
        —Spanish Proverb

No man's knowledge here can go beyond his experience.
        —John Locke

Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.
        —Calvin Coolidge

People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
        —Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Popularity comes from allowing yourself to be bored by people while pretending to enjoy it.
        —Karol Newlin

Reality is the only word in the English language that should always be used in quotes.
        —Anonymous

Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
        —Unknown

That best portion of a good man's life--His little, nameless, unremembered, acts of kindness and of love.
        —William Wordsworth