Witty Quotes - Page 6
The biggest cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid people are so sure about things and the intelligent folks are so full of doubts.
—Bertrand Russell
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
—Anonymous
The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts.
—Paul Erlich
The happy person is the one who finds occasions for joy at every step. He does not have to look for them, he just finds them.
—Ossian Lang
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
—Casey Stengal
The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
—Anonymous
The more you know, the less you need to show.
—Anonymous
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like and do what you'd rather not.
—Mark Twain [1835-1910]
The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.
—Nabisco
The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
—Harold R. McAlindon