Funny Quotes About Work

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
        — Jeff Foxworthy

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
        — Oscar Wilde

Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday.
        — Bill Maher

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
        — Robert Frost

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
        — Slappy White

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
        — Lily Tomlin

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
        — Robert Frost

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
        — Robert Paul

The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.
        — Milo Bloom

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse
        — Dennis Miller (quoted in Underground Humor, 1997, ed: Edward Bergin)

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.
        — Robert Frost