Funny Quotes About Work
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
— Oscar Wilde
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday.
— Bill Maher
The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
— Robert Frost
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
— Slappy White
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
— Lily Tomlin
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
— Robert Frost
The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
— Robert Paul
The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.
— Milo Bloom
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse
— Dennis Miller (quoted in Underground Humor, 1997, ed: Edward Bergin)
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.
— Robert Frost