Funny Quotes About Work - Page 2

President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.'
        — Craig Kilborn

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
        — Joey Adams

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
        — Abraham Lincoln

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
        — Muhammad Ali

It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.
        — William Faulkner

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
        — Ogden Nash

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done...
        — Anonymous

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
        — Robert Paul

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
        — Jerome K Jerome (Three Men in a Boat, 1889)

I dream for a living.
        — Steven Spielberg