Short Funny Quotes - Page 10
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
— Joe E. Lewis
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
— Woody Allen
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
Say not, ''I have found the truth,'' but rather, ''I have found a truth.
— Kahlil Gibran
Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.
— Warren Buffett
Profanity is the crutch of a conversational cripple.
— Jay Alexander
People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy.
— Bob Hope
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
— H.E Bell
Opera in English, is about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
— H. L. Mencken
One fool at least in every married couple.
— Henry Fielding
Oh what lies lurk in kisses!
— Heinrich Heine
Words of Wisdom:
- I am free only in so far as to acknowledge the humanity and respect the freedom of all men around me.
- Freedom is the right of individuals to act freely, to think and speak without hypocrisy.
- What good is political freedom for those who have no bread? Only has value to theorists and ambitious politicians.
- Am I free if my brother is still chained to poverty.
- No one can love their chains, even pure gold.
- Freedom does not make one happy man, simply makes them men.
- Man is condemned to be free.
- No freedom fighter, at best combat the freedom of others. Freedom has always existed, but sometimes as a privilege of some, sometimes as a universal right.
- Who is free? The sage who can control his passions, which need not fear, death or chains, which strongly restrains his appetites and despise the honors of the world, relying solely on himself and has rounded and polished the edges of character.
- Freedom is that faculty which increases the utility of all other powers.