Short Funny Quotes - Page 11

Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.
        — Lisa Simpson

Nobody ever died of laughter.
        — Max Beerbohm

No vacation goes unpunished.
        — Karl A. Hakkarainen

No man's credit is ever as good as his money.
        — Edgar Watson Howe

No man was ever shot by his wife while doing the dishes.
        — Anon

No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.
        — Abraham Lincoln

No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early.
        — Groucho Marx

Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.
        — Yogi Berra

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
        — Robert Heinlein

Never tell a lie--except for practice.
        — Mark Twain

Words of Wisdom:

• The freedom comes responsibility. That is why most men dread it so much.
• I detest what you write, but I would give my life so that you can continue writing.
• A free man is one who, with strength and talent to do one thing, he finds obstacles in his will.
• The people do not surrender their liberties but never under the delusion of an illusion.
• The cause of liberty becomes a mockery if the price is the destruction of those who should enjoy freedom.
• Flow rivers of blood before we conquer our freedom, but that blood must be ours.
• To be free is to be slaves of the law.
• No man absolutely free. It is a slave to wealth, or wealth, or laws, or the act prevents people under its exclusive control.
• Who in the name of freedom gives up being the one to be and have been killed in life: a suicidal stand. His existence consists in perpetual flight from reality that could be unique.
• True freedom is the absolute control of himself.