Short Funny Quotes - Page 12

Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
        — Stanislaw J. Lec

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
        — Joey Adams

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Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that.
        — Robert C. Edwards

Never cut what you can untie.
        — Joseph Joubert

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
        — Lyman Beecher

Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.
        — Honore De Balzac

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!
        — Rodney Dangerfield

My mother was the making of me.
        — Thomas Alva Edison

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?
        — W. C. Fields

My handicap? Woods and irons.
        — Chris Codiroli

Words of Wisdom:

  • If men use their freedom so that they waive it, "he can be considered the less slaves? If the people elect a vote in a despot to govern them, is it still open about the fact that despotism has been his own work?
  • Only he is free that which exists for the needs of nature and whose actions arise solely within himself.
  • Freedom is what you do with what you have done.
  • The only man who is really free is the one who can refuse an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
  • Freedom is not able to act arbitrarily, but the ability to do so sensibly.
  • Only the educated man is free.
  • Many people can not free themselves, ie can not realize slavery that keeps the ideas through which it has educated.
  • Freedom without a strong authority and intact, is not released after a short time, but anarchy.
  • Political freedom means the freedom to express political opinion one holds, orally or in writing, and a tolerant respect to any individual opinion.
  • The greatest enemies of freedom are not those who oppress, but those who litter.