Short Funny Quotes - Page 13

My friends, there are no friends.
        — Coco Chanel

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.
        — Paul Getty

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Mothers are the most instinctive philosophers.
        — Harriet Beecher Stowe

Money often costs too much.
        — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money never made a fool of anybody; it only shows them up.
        — Elbert Hubbard

Money isn't everything. but it ranks right up there with oxygen.
        — Rita Davenport

Money is something you got to make in case you don't die.
        — Max Asnas

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
        — J. Paul Getty

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
        — Woody Allen

Money is always there but the pockets change.
        — Gertrude Stein

Words of Wisdom:

  • Freedom exists only in dreamland.
  • Who is free? Only he who knows how to dominate their passions.
  • The man has never found a definition for the word freedom.
  • Giving freedom to the slaves to ensure free.
  • Freedom, with respect to the lower social classes in each country, is little more than the choice between work or starve.
  • Despite delusions rationalists and even Marxists, all of world history is the history of freedom.
  • Well analyzed, political freedom is a fable conceived by governments to numb their constituencies.
  • It's a weird way the pursuit of power and lose liberty.
  • The human race is in the best position when it has the highest degree of freedom.
  • Because I love freedom and liberal noble sentiments, and if I tend to be severe, is only for those who seek to destroy us.