Short Funny Quotes - Page 14

Money doesn't talk, it swears.
        — Bob Dylan

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
        — Spike Milligan

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Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
        — Spike Milligan

Money can't buy poverty.
        — Marty Feldman

Maternity is a matter of fact, paternity is a matter of opinion.
        — American Proverb

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
        — Groucho Marx

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
        — Abraham Lincoln

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
        — G. K. Chesterton

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
        — Homer Simpson

Man is the inventor of stupidity.
        — Remy De Gourmont

Words of Wisdom:

  • Man is free, must be free. Its primary virtue, her great beauty, her great love is freedom.
  • My freedom is to take the life which I think is best for me and for all, and take it with my life.
  • It is truly free who desires only what is capable of doing and doing what pleases him.
  • My freedom ends where the other begins.
  • Freedom lies in being masters of their own lives.
  • The only way to preserve man's freedom is always willing to die for.
  • Freedom is the great magic mirror where all the pure and crystal creation is reflected, in her tender spirits are swallowed and ways of nature.
  • Freedom lies in being able to do what must be done.
  • Freedom is to dream it.
  • In a truly free state, the thought and speech must be free.