Short Funny Quotes - Page 14
Money doesn't talk, it swears.
— Bob Dylan
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
— Spike Milligan
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
— Spike Milligan
Money can't buy poverty.
— Marty Feldman
Maternity is a matter of fact, paternity is a matter of opinion.
— American Proverb
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
— Groucho Marx
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
— Abraham Lincoln
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
— G. K. Chesterton
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
— Homer Simpson
Man is the inventor of stupidity.
— Remy De Gourmont
Words of Wisdom:
- Man is free, must be free. Its primary virtue, her great beauty, her great love is freedom.
- My freedom is to take the life which I think is best for me and for all, and take it with my life.
- It is truly free who desires only what is capable of doing and doing what pleases him.
- My freedom ends where the other begins.
- Freedom lies in being masters of their own lives.
- The only way to preserve man's freedom is always willing to die for.
- Freedom is the great magic mirror where all the pure and crystal creation is reflected, in her tender spirits are swallowed and ways of nature.
- Freedom lies in being able to do what must be done.
- Freedom is to dream it.
- In a truly free state, the thought and speech must be free.
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