Short Funny Quotes - Page 16

Lawyers I suppose were children once.
        — Charles Lamb

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
        — Victor Borge

Jury - The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve.
        — Elbert Hubbard

Judges don't age. Time decorates them.
        — Enid Bagnold

Jaw-jaw is better than war-war.
        — Harold Macmillan

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
        — Noel Coward

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock.
        — Henny Youngman

I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better.
        — Sophie Tucker

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
        — Tom Robbins

It's important to me that money not be important to me.
        — Les Brown

Words of Wisdom:

• Nobody can be perfectly free till all are.
• A sweet and triumphant freedom takes hold of those who know they are going to die soon.
• Some have questioned the future of the ideal of freedom. We answer that has only one future: it has eternity.
• The freedom lies only in states where the people have supreme power.
• True knowledge and true freedom found in Jesus. Let Jesus always part of your hunger for truth and justice, and your effort for the welfare of your fellows.
• The tree of liberty must be energized from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants: it is their natural fertilizer.
• It is free who laughs at their chains.
• A prisoner is a preacher of freedom.
• Freedom is worth only one who knows conquer each day.
• The good limit our freedom is the freedom of others.