Short Funny Quotes - Page 18

In opera, there is always too much singing.
        — Claude Debussy

In law, nothing is certain but the expense.
        — Samuel Butler

In a mad world, only the mad are sane.
        — Akira Kurosawa

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
        — Sam Levenson

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.
        — Bill Murray

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.
        — Logan Pearsall Smith

If you want to be happy, be.
        — Leo Tolstoy

If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them.
        — Pietro Aretino

If you want him to mourn, you had best leave him nothing.
        — Marcus Valerius Martial

If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup.
        — Turkish Proverb

Words of Wisdom:

• The freest of all men is one that may be off into slavery.
• Freedom is a fact, and among the facts we observe, there is none clearer.
• Freedom does have it who have no thirst.
• Abstract freedom, like other mere abstractions, can not be found.
• The true freedom of man is to find the right path and who walks by him without hesitation.
• Oh, great treasure freedom! because there is no good prison, albeit in shackles of gold.
• The freedoms and the owners do not combine easily.
• The price we pay for the money is paid in liberty.
• Freedom may lead to many transgressions, but even to vice pays them less ignoble form.
• A happy soldier does not acquire any right to send home. It is not the arbiter of the laws or the government. He is an advocate of liberty.