Short Funny Quotes - Page 20

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
        — Lily Tomlin

If I love you, what business is it of yours?
        — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

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If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
        — Mark Twain

If at first you don't succeed; you are running about average.
        — M. H. Alderson

If at first you don't succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
        — Harry F. Banks

If at first you don't succeed, take the tax loss.
        — Kirk Kirkpatrick

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.
        — Laurence J. Peter

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
        — Quentin Crisp

If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it.
        — Pierre Beaumarchais

If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
        — Anatole France

Words of Wisdom:

  • Genius can only breathe freely in an atmosphere of freedom.
  • Freedom is the right to do what the law allows. If a citizen had a right to do what they forbid, no longer have freedom because any other would have the same right.
  • No more games, no more authority, absolute freedom of man and citizen, this is my profession of faith, society and politics.
  • It is good to be too free. It is good to have everything one wants.
  • Men who do not forgive women their little faults will never enjoy their great virtues.
  • If you know what you have to do and you do not then you are worse than before.
  • We must unite, not to be together, but to do something together.
  • The human body is the chariot; the self, the man who drives it, the thought are the reins, the horses and feelings.
  • For he that believeth not needed no explanation: for he that believeth not the whole explanation.
  • Hurry, do not trust the hours to come. The fact that today is not willing, it will be less tomorrow.