Short Funny Quotes - Page 21

I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.
        — Tallulah Bankhead

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
        — Jonathan Swift

Satellite Direct TV

I will tell you the truth as soon as I figure it out.
        — Wayne Birmingham

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
        — Chico Marx

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
        — Groucho Marx

I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.
        — H.G. Wells

I should like to lie at your feet and die in your arms.
        — Voltaire

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
        — G. K. Chesterton

I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS."
        — Johnny Miller

I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games.
        — Ben Hogan

Words of Wisdom:

  • As beautiful flowers, with color but without scent, are the sweet words for the work not agree with them.
  • Only those truly brave spirits know how to forgive. A vile does not forgive because it is his nature.
  • What is left to express, it must be said clearly, about what you can not talk, you better shut up.
  • Sex without love is an empty experience. But as empty experiences is one of the best.
  • With good words you can negotiate, but to aggrandize good works are required.
  • The most vulgar word and letter grossest are better, are more educated than silence.
  • They forbid me to follow my path, they may try to force my will. But they can not stop me in the depths of my soul, choose one or the other.
  • Human beings are not born for all the day their mothers give birth, but that life obliges them to give birth to themselves over and over again.
  • There are only two important things in life. The first is sex and the second can not remember.
  • Almost everything I do will be insignificant, but it is very important to do.