Short Funny Quotes - Page 23

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
        — Samuel Butler

I do not like to repeat successes, I like to go on to other things.
        — Walt Disney

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I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.
        — Jonathan Winters

I could prove God statistically.
        — George Gallup

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
        — WC Fields

I can prove anything by statistics - except the truth.
        — George Canning

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
        — Edgar Allan Poe

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
        — Dan Quayle

I am not a member of any organized party - I am a Democrat.
        — Will Rogers

How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
        — Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

Words of Wisdom:

  • We believe, especially because it is easier to believe than to doubt, and because faith is the sister of hope and charity.
  • Give what you deserve to get what you need.
  • Words are like coins, one worth a lot as not worth a lot.
  • "I can forgive but not forget" is just another way of saying, "I can not forgive."
  • Only one thing in the world worse than being in the mouths of others, and is not in anyone's mouth.
  • It's easy to speak out when they will say the whole truth.
  • If you want something done, encárgaselo a busy person.
  • It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove the doubt.
  • Because nobody can be forced into believing, nobody can be forced to not believe.
  • Every language is a temple which is locked in the soul of the speaker.