Short Funny Quotes - Page 24
How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!
— Ogden Nash
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
— Steve Landesberg
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.
— Mark Twain
He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.
— Johnny Carson
He's a fool that makes his doctor his heir.
— Benjamin Franklin
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
— Benjamin Franklin
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
— Charles Lamb
He is a fine friend. He stabs you in the front.
— Leonard Louis Levinson
He entered the territory of lies without a passport for return.
— Graham Greene
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
— Al Boliska
Words of Wisdom:
- The man has failed to organize a world for himself and is a stranger in the world he has created.
- Speak so that I know you.
- Give until it hurts and when it hurts to even more.
- Men willingly believe what fits their desires.
- Forgiveness is not having enough into account the limitations and shortcomings of others, not take them too seriously, but downplay them with good humor, saying, I know you're not like that!
- In the world language that everyone understands: the language of enthusiasm, of things made with love and desire, looking for what we want or what you believe.
- Once you have said everything, we will be able to re-tell everything, because everything will be contradicted.
- Many people do not believe in anything, but is afraid of everything.
- The men that are sufficient in themselves are useless to true friendship.
- Often the words we should have said no presents to our mind until it's too late.