Short Funny Quotes - Page 25

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
        — Robert Frost

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
        — Ogden Nash

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Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
        — Ingrid Bergman

Happiness is a positive cash flow.
        — Fred Adler

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love
        — Albert Einstein

Grant me some wild expressions, Heavens, or I shall burst.
        — George Farquhar

Good lies need a leavening of truth to make them palatable.
        — William Mcilvanney

Good fences make good neighbours.
        — Robert Frost

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
        — P.G. Wodehouse

Golf is a good walk spoiled.
        — Mark Twain

Words of Wisdom:

  • Speak of one is awful. It gets worse: they do not talk.
  • But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought.
  • The fancy words are not sincere, heartfelt words are not elegant.
  • Everyone who enjoys thinks that what matters is the fruit of the tree when it is actually the seed. Here's the difference between those who believe and those who enjoy.
  • If they wanted to speak only of what they mean, men just talk.
  • It would be nice that God exists, that would have created the world and was a benevolent providence, that there were a moral order in the universe and an afterlife, but is a very surprising that all this is exactly what we feel obliged to want to exist.
  • Sex is the most fun you can do without laughing.
  • Better to be silent and suspicious of your little wisdom to speak and remove any doubt about that.
  • How ironic that precisely through language a man can degrade below which no speech!
  • Many people believe that it disagrees with others and what happens is they have no courage to talk to each other.