Short Funny Quotes - Page 28
Do not squander time for that is the stuff life is made of.
— Benjamin Franklin
Delegating work works, provided the one delegating works, too.
— Robert Half
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
Craft must have clothes, but truth loves to go naked.
— Thomas Fuller
Come, agree, the law's costly.
— Jonathan Swift
Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.
— Walter J. Lippmann
Blood's not thicker than money.
— Groucho Marx
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
— Oscar Wilde
Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone.
— Baltasar Gracian
Believe those who are seeking truth, doubt those who find it.
— Andre Gide
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
— Maryon Pearson
Words of Wisdom:
- Nothing is so unbelievable that oratory can not be acceptable again.
- There is something that gives splendor that exists, and is the hope of finding something around the corner.
- If you really do something worthwhile, worth doing at all costs.
- Love is the answer, but while you wait, the sex raises some questions.
- Please expect the unexpected, does not recognize it when it arrives.
- Teach forgiveness, but also taught not to offend. It would be more efficient.
- I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their character and my enemies for their reason.
- Sex is a trick of nature to not go extinct.
- Slowly and good hand, that doing things right is more important than them.
- Treat small as you wanted to be treated by the majors.