Short Funny Quotes - Page 4

To smoke is human; to smoke cigars is divine.
        — Anon

To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.
        — Emily Dickinson

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To guarantee success, act as if it were impossible to fail.
        — Dorothea Brande

To find a friend one must close one eye -- to keep him, two.
        — Norman Douglas

Time is waste of money.
        — Oscar Wilde

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
        — Hector Louis Berlioz

Time is a great healer, but a poor beautician.
        — Lucille S. Harper

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go.
        — Austin Dobson

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
        — Robert Orben

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
        — Anon

Words of Wisdom:

  • Hope is a good breakfast but a bad supper.
  • The hope that lives at risk of starvation.
  • Hell is waiting without hope.
  • While things are really hopeful, hope is a new vulgar flattery: just when everything is hopeless hope starts to be quite a force.
  • The more fatigue the desired good closer is the hope of possessing it.
  • The natural flights of the human mind will with pleasure pleasure, but of hope to another.
  • Hope is like the sun which gives all the shadows behind us.
  • Fear and hope are born together and die together.
  • When one loses hope becomes reactionary.
  • Live better equipped hope the poor than the rich without it.